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What’s up kids,

It’s time to do what I promised Lou, and myself, and write something on this unnamed mentally challenged child of a weblog.

I’ve tried to write on a blog before in which I wrote some short stories about zombies or something, I can’t really remember. In fact I can’t even remember the password to work on it so it’s pretty much destined to be up on the web forever, or until some bastard pulls it off the web and tells everyone that I’m a psycho for writing a brutal zombie story about killing my soulless, snake ex-landlord while I’m running for governor.

But I digress, what this blog is really about is how much I, and most of the South American region, hate our friend Eric. It’s not that he’s a bad guy, he’s really nice in fact, but it doesn’t change the fact that he’s a son of a bitch who probably is a Russian spy who needs some radioactive poisoning like that other commie spy who bought it this summer.

Also I’m pretty sure he’s known to go into people’s houses with that big son of a bitch smile of his to gain the trust of everyone in the household right before he steals your DVDs, eats your cat’s food, poops in their litter box, and then sleeps with your first born in all the wrong ways.

I’m also supposed to write people bad advice or something but I’m fairly sure I give people bad advice, or at least advice that doesn’t make any sense, on a daily basis.

I should also add that it’s Christmas Eve and I can smell the scallops wrapped in bacon so I’m going to end this short paragraph about nothing, but don’t worry there will be more nothing to come shortly or longly depending on how lazy I am or if I get something cool for Christmas that is in greater need of my attention. Until next time my faithful readers…Louis.

~NES

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