Entries from January 2008

January 31, 2008

Will Smith to Drop New Song, “Other Religions Just Don’t Understand”

January 31, 2008

Mathematical Proof of Why We Don’t Need School

I saw a sign the other day with a quote by educational reformer, John Dewey, that read, “Education is not preparation for life. Education is life itself.” At a school that charges over $32,000 per year, I found this interesting because:
If education is life, that means that education = life
therefore:
life = education
and since [...]

January 28, 2008

“Greek Life”

Dear Everybody,
Did you know that in ancient Greece it was common place for older men to have sexual relations with younger males as a right of passage? No really, they actually called it “boy love”. It was a courting process, a passage into manhood, and a family affair all wrapped up into one. Say an [...]

January 28, 2008

R.E.B.A

(It’s early morning. The sun has yet to break the horizon, but it’s clear that momentarily it will. The room is a child’s nursery. The wallpaper is blue with a wide frieze which is imprinted with circus images, a ceiling-lamp with a smiling clown light fixture which is presently turned off, and one large window [...]

January 27, 2008

The Joys of Having A Deaf Friend

For some years now, I have been lucky enough to count myself as a friend of Jhani Griffin. She has all the quailities that a good human being should have; she is kind, funny, understanding, etc, and here’s the kicker…she’s deaf!
As I understand it, she was born with a complete hearing deficiency in one [...]

January 25, 2008

I Rap with these Other Rappers that Also Rap!

Most rappers in Burlington suck. I mean suck suck. Meet the exceptions. Deuce and Mil come straight out of the heart of the South Bronx to lay down some fire lyrics for the Loutube Nation. I also chime in at the end…

Peace

January 25, 2008

More Eric Hate

Greetings Children,
Apparently there is a demand for Eric Hating out there, and I’m speechless.
It’s not that I’m surprised. It’s just that I’m a very pessimistic person and it has always been my greatest dream to bring the world the twelve volume work about how much I hate Eric, and now that I know there [...]

January 24, 2008

In Memoriam…

January 23, 2008

Loutube Has a Blog Now!

It started out as only a dream. That one day I could share with world my visions of the full house theme, vomting sea captains, and bunnies getting shot in the face. Nearly a year after going public with my videos and watching them get praised, censored, or more or less ignored, I have decided [...]

January 23, 2008

New Video. Send it on Over!

Have you ever been over to dinner at someone’s house and the hosts start to bicker with each other and it gets kinda akward? Let’s see what happens when it goes a bit too far…