The Jonas Brothers: Like Hanson, but Greasier

I don’t know about you, but I miss the days when rock on the radio was about suicide, heroin, and masturbation.   Why is it that every time we start having a little fun, we get bunch of purity-ring-wearing, “family friendly”, evangelical douche bags plastered all over Americana courtesy of the Disney channel?
Well guess what, Jonas [...]

Why Sarah Palin is a Tool (and other observations)

I couldn’t help but notice this current hoopla over this Sarah Palin hacking story.  Apparently, a group of internet hoodlums got into Sarah Palin’s private email account and have since distributed its contents all over the blogosphere.  The already struggling McCain campaign issued this statement:
“This is a shocking invasion of the Governor’s privacy and a [...]

My Akward Moment with Ralph Nader

I went to college in a place called Burlington, VT, where the weed is as dank as the girls are easy.  But the price you pay for this garden of eden-like sanctuary is the company of smelly socialists who try to dominate the political discourse.
A walk through town might bring you signs like “a vote [...]