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5 Ways to Get a TV Show Canceled

1.  Cast David Allen Grier.
2.  Consider casting David Allen Grier.
3.  Include anyone that’s ever done anything with David Allen Grier.
4.  Maybe just give him one line?
5.  Let David Allen Grier clean up garbage on the set just so he his name can be included in the credits.

The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers

Yes, Barack Obama has come under a lot of criticism because of people he’s run into in his life. It’s been so troublesome that I had to make a song about it:

May god have mercy on all of us!