Much like a special needs kid trying to get to the bathroom during recess, I cannot pull off this operation by myself. Here are some of the contributors I have brought on to help undo the buttons and zip down the fly of my new web site:
NICK SACHS
About Me: I enjoy swordfish, mangoes, and long walks through zombie infested forests. I love all New England sports and intergalactic programing. I’m also interested in samurai, Italian plumbing, futons, and most of all, exaggeration.
HAL KRAMER
Hal Kramer was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll, and in addition to that, everything you have and haven’t heard about him is true. One time he found a pickle shaped like Florida in his turkey sandwich so he sent it back (the pickle, not the sandwich). Suck on that, kids.
